FML

http://www.fmylife.com/

If you haven't already visited this site of so-called "everyday life stories" and believe yourself to be a miserable wreck, then get on it. You will indubitably take pleasure in the misery of others. Prime example: Today, I was presenting a powerpoint. As I plugged in the cord that connected my computer to the projector, I had forgotten what my boyfriend had set my desktop picture to the night before. I opened my laptop and projected on the wall was me nude. I go to Catholic school. FML. Having attended a Catholic school myself, I can affirm that her (I will assume a heterosexual relationship) life sucks. That is, unless you have a hot bod like the airbrushed models above. 

There are, naturally, more amusing, albeit less severe, posts as follows, which display the unconditional love between a parent and child: Today, while working on a medical school application, I asked my mom what she thought my greatest challenge in life had been. She replied : "Trying to lose your virginity." FML. Some students at a certain university in Bodymore, Murderland have undoubtedly experienced a similar response from their parents and will continue to do so for every school or job application they ever fill out.

The website also has two links for the convenience of the readers in determining whether, based on the severity of the post, the original poster's life really sucks - I agree, your life is f***ed - or if they indeed deserved it - you deserved that one. In my opinion, if you can't even get laid in Baltimore, where crack heads and sexual predators alike probably line the sketchy streets in anticipation of what goods the evening will bring, then yes, you deserved that one; on the other hand, you did choose to attend the university that you do, making your life incredibly f***ed, but not for long! You will go on to find incredible job opportunities, assuming the economy doesn't crash for the 283729847 time.